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Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
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b-net

free online network play for blizzard games (StarCraft, Warcraft, etc.)
by Rob October 28, 2003
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Nutt-Netted

The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.
Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
by Cippster October 18, 2016
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Ripping Nets

To ball so hard that them other motherfuckers wanna find me!
Lebron: Hey Kobe, wanna go rip some nets?
Kobe: Oh yeah, I love Ripping Nets! I will rip those nets so hard that everyone will want to find me!
by kowens357 May 14, 2013
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Net positive

That sex with Graham was net positive
by Bateman69262 July 9, 2022
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Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)
Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!
by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010
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fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.
Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017
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