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Sky Net

Oh shit Wikipedia has taken over it was true WIKIPEDIA IS SKY NET
by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds November 3, 2010
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Sudden Net Death

The unexpected, often shocking event of being instantly terminated by someone you romantically met on the net. Usually involves other party changing email address or chat room handle without notice.
I chatted with this chick for 6 months, I really thought I met the right girl. One night I told her I worked at Walmart and never heard from her again. I was like sudden net death.
by CalFord July 15, 2009
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Neighbour Net

Slang / Technical term used to describe an accessible wireless network which does not belong to you, often belonging to your neghbours or a local business etc
"I'm on Neighbour Net at the moment cause our internet is cut off"
by Prince_Of_Narnia September 3, 2009
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Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.
by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010
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net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing
p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap
by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011
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net-titties

When you go on netflix in search of porn.
Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?

Son: What?

Mom: Its on the netflix video history!

Son: shit! Why did i net-titties
by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011
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wharf net

A net that catches fish or what have you from the ocean.
Smells just like a wharf net in here... like some people just got together and had some low tide smelling sex.
by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012
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