Nerf dick

A soft, small or unexpectedly small dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

by The man the myth the legend May 19, 2018

peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.

WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf

by The secret ninja cat ladyy June 21, 2010

nerfing brb

the silly word john roblox uses when he sees an op strat in his strategic game

"HOW TO GRIND GOLD EASILY IN TDX (RANGER ONLY) (NO SCAM)"
john roblox: nerfing brb

by memeaddictive December 16, 2024

Nerf Battle

A segment of a Nerf War in which 2 people are shooting at each other. Lasts until one player retreats.

“They had a nerf battle so intense, it was the highlight of the War.”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Nerf titan cs-50

a minigun that nerf made

woah woah you have Nerf titan cs-50?
you just wasted 100$ on a plastic minigun

by twoj stary 123 May 14, 2021

Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

Fuzzle Nerf

to be fuzzy and have a natural curl

My hair is so Fuzzle Nerf

by Noelle October 17, 2003