One who has no life in the real world sits in front of his computer all day trying to merge the laws of physics for kicks..Then at the end of the day feels happy for all the information they assimulated during the course of the day. That and does not have a girlfriend for she would get in hes way from his noble prize
by particleion October 15, 2006

Somone who spends countless(literally countless) time on the internet, usually known for using 1337 and spelling words incorrectly for the hell of itusually resulting in living with their mother even after they are 30 years of age.
5 ways to identify one
1. Someone who uses Leet or 1337 (which is leet for..... leet)
2. Somone who uses Lyke, zOMG (what the hell is zOMG) or the combination OMGWTFBBQ (First off, What in the world does BBQ stand for? Its not Barbecue, Second, why put it together? even I had to erase it a few times before i got it).
3. Someone who gets pissed off if you say something bad about another game that they apparently like, even though you were talking to your friend.
4. Someone who either has a very VERY high IQ or someone with a very VERY low IQ, it varies as there are book geeks, who read many books about everything, and computer geeks(and the usual book-computer, who have the rank of very VERY low IQ) who are more useful to society.
5. If all else fails, then... Someone with the stereotypical glasses, plaid shirt, pants pulled up to their armpits, braces, dorky shoes, very skinny, very smart or thought to be smart, and nasly voice.
<(Bonus)> Someone, when writing, who has complete ignorance to english grammer, spelling, and diction(Word choice, Does "I are a 1337 HAXX0R") who makes mistakes, and continues to make that same mistake on purpose, as it destroys the culture and the future generations as mindless walking zombies roaming the earth, using only their computers to think for them. The only thing they know is Up Down Left Right A B (Triangle, Square, X, Circle, L1, L2, R1, R2)
5 ways to identify one
1. Someone who uses Leet or 1337 (which is leet for..... leet)
2. Somone who uses Lyke, zOMG (what the hell is zOMG) or the combination OMGWTFBBQ (First off, What in the world does BBQ stand for? Its not Barbecue, Second, why put it together? even I had to erase it a few times before i got it).
3. Someone who gets pissed off if you say something bad about another game that they apparently like, even though you were talking to your friend.
4. Someone who either has a very VERY high IQ or someone with a very VERY low IQ, it varies as there are book geeks, who read many books about everything, and computer geeks(and the usual book-computer, who have the rank of very VERY low IQ) who are more useful to society.
5. If all else fails, then... Someone with the stereotypical glasses, plaid shirt, pants pulled up to their armpits, braces, dorky shoes, very skinny, very smart or thought to be smart, and nasly voice.
<(Bonus)> Someone, when writing, who has complete ignorance to english grammer, spelling, and diction(Word choice, Does "I are a 1337 HAXX0R") who makes mistakes, and continues to make that same mistake on purpose, as it destroys the culture and the future generations as mindless walking zombies roaming the earth, using only their computers to think for them. The only thing they know is Up Down Left Right A B (Triangle, Square, X, Circle, L1, L2, R1, R2)
by TJunctionSpacerSpacerLan October 15, 2006

Man! Claire is such a nerd. She wore her huge, boy repellent glasses today and only talked about number theory! How geeky!
by Claire2 February 21, 2011

A stereotype given to most intelligent people or those with glasses by most scum of schools such as dumbass jocks, teenage girls with little to no lives, and fools jealous of their success. What most see now as losers may become billionaires laughing in our faces with the lives of success they lead. They may even go into a scientific profession and make a difference in oir world while the fools who pushed them around become low budget workers or volunteers with no job
Generic popular child: That nerd won't ever have a girlfriend. LOL
Few years in said child becomes a low budget McDonald's worker.
Few years in said child becomes a low budget McDonald's worker.
by The one typed January 15, 2016

by NerdMAn==an June 6, 2015

Not reffering to a geek, or book worm. On the streets nerd is not offensive its just a certain clothing style. Infact it commonly means you got money because your dressing so fancy, that your alomst dressing how a nerd would dress. It is a style like skater, emo, hood, gehtto fab, nerd.... ect.
"hey jamal you lookin nerd with ya polo shoes and shirt"
" ya, i just hit the mall up, thanks"
Also: popular song N.E.R.D. by Gucci Mane.
" ya, i just hit the mall up, thanks"
Also: popular song N.E.R.D. by Gucci Mane.
by boot strap bill September 10, 2010

A loose term in this generation. Based on origins of the word, it should be used to identify an awkward or outstanding individual with high intelligence to a point where he/she seems strange and is looked at as an outcast. Nerds are often enticed by hobbies and activities that fit their intellectuality. By today's standards, a nerd typically classifies any imbecile who can figure out how to snap a photo of themselves and post it to a domain like Instagram with tags such as "#NERD." These "nerds" either try to make themselves look silly or more intelligent, neither of which are very effective to anyone with an actual high IQ. Because of this sort of craze, many aspects of what can be referred to as "geek culture" have been ruined. Anyone who wishes to call his/herself a nerd is probably the opposite of the old definition.
I beat that Nerd Stanley with a foam finger until he did my math homework for me, I'm sure to get an A.
These glasses make me look like I'm such a Nerd! How silly!
These glasses make me look like I'm such a Nerd! How silly!
by Old Froggy May 27, 2013
