needs

wantin something really bad and u have to have it now

i need that hair spary NOW!

by Hope-meri October 20, 2003

newps

A highly contagious illness transmitted by contact with people from Newport New Hampshire.

Newps is contracted from spending more than fifteen minutes in close contact with a member of the Newport community/ someone who may drink the water from Newport.

by Henry Moller July 11, 2009

Nerpster

Combination of a nerd and a hipster.

Did that guy just reference a certain nerdy movie like it should be common knowledge? He's acting like a total nerpster.

by Haustoria July 29, 2011

Neenster

A visual artist who's primary artistic medium is the internet and/ or creates oil paintings about the internet who's theoretical basis is influnenced by the Neen Manifesto written by artist Miltos Manetas.

She must be a neenster, her artworks consists of conceptual, interactive flash websites.

by SapphireRoses119 December 29, 2008

Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter

- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.

by Dexterprog November 25, 2010

Neepaulin

The act of pounding ones knee unto the vagina of another, for sexual stimulation and arousal.

I was neepauling the shit out of her until she got wet.

by Itoking September 6, 2011

needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.

"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"

by kayemmdee August 1, 2012