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Newage Narcissist 

A spiritual person with a profound sense of entitlement. They claim to be down-to-earth, eager to share their gifts, but are really looking to gain notarity, free shit, are extremely vain and talk about how spiritual they are non-stop.
Wow! That sound bath teacher couldn’t stop talking about herself and talked about wanted to find a millionaire boyfriend. She’s such a newage narcissist!
Newage Narcissist by BBXB April 8, 2019
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Narcoleptic narcissist

A narcissistic who falls asleep while in the middle of being a narcissist...
The other day Ted was being such a narcoleptic narcissist but he fell asleep while trying to control my next move. .

obese narcissist 

A person, usually named after a toilet paper brand whose existence is more useless then toilet paper, an obese narcissist trys to emulate a samoan version of Heather and spends every dollar they earn at the slots, They protect pedophiles at all cost, and resort to open ended threats of violence to control their children and others around them.
Charmen, stop telling the kids Travis's uncle is a hells Angels so they will let Quintin molest then, you obese narcissist.
obese narcissist by Chunkyspice October 26, 2022

car-window narcissist 

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
car-window narcissist by kayanker January 13, 2011

Not A Narcissist 

The person who understands the fact that time is completely perspective based, not relative.

phallic narcissist 

One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.

Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.

Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.

Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.

A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
phallic narcissist by redzone1 March 26, 2009

batshit narcissist

A form of narcissism whereas the person not only has an inflated sense of self-importance, but also have lost all connection to reality and facts. A batshit narcissist will conflate their negative or losing position with victory and supreme dominance, while simultaneously blaming anyone with facts or truth of deception and lies. See also Donald J. Trump
After the losing 2020 Presidential election, Donald Trump melted down and became the epitome of a batshit narcissist.
batshit narcissist by Creative12 December 12, 2020