crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

Napkin

An epileptic midget

Never let a "Napkin" operate heavy machinery.

by Fluffer May 20, 2003

napkin nigger

Cause they were those fucking towels mate.

That subway worker is a fuckin napkin nigger.

by Kaotic October 27, 2017

bologna napkin

The napkin you use to squirt your bologna into.

My wife was cleaning my office and found my bologna napkin.

by Swirls January 21, 2007

ankle napkins

socks

It's okay, I'll wipe the cheetos off on my ankle napkins.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 11, 2008

courtesy napkin

A napkin or tissue one takes to their pornography to catch the excessive amounts of bodily fluids after jacking (or jilling) off

Damn, that dirty fool got his jizz all over my keyboard, fucker forgot to bring a courtesy napkin

by Blaster 2.5 April 20, 2005