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Mustard-Fingered 

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.
I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

Mustard Salad 

Wth is a Mustard Salad
Mustard Salad by Abztrqct August 24, 2022

Mustard Service. 

A very good band. They formed in 2015..They're in an indie band who make something they describe as "Zest Pop". It goes from rock, jazz, surf, funk or bossa nova. Very good band, very recommended. They have two albums, "Zest Pop" and "C'est la vie."
Person A: I love Mustard Service.
Person B: Me too, my favorite song is "Oh Honey Baby."

mustard plug 

The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.
The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.
mustard plug by Misfit December 18, 2003

mustard (drug)

a new drug that has been traced to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; the effect of this drug is to cause the user to go on a rape frenzy through physically and sexually aggressive behavior not normally exhibited by the individual using the drug

Another quality contribution to the world from Pittsburgh...
Yo dude, I heard Ben Roethlisberger is a mustard-head.

Hey man, you know where I could score some mustard? I'm fiendin...

Mustard (drug) is a drug causing a nationwide epidemic of drug-induced rapes.
mustard (drug) by STOP THE MUSTARD October 29, 2010

Mustard Bath 

The act of mixing fecal matter and urine together and smearing it all over one's body.
Hey Weston, we took the next step last night. I finally talked Matt in to letting me give him a mustard bath last night. It was so romantic.
Mustard Bath by MkTweets January 11, 2014