Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.
The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.
by balistah August 21, 2023
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miami musket

Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.
My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.
by Cocksause Jones May 25, 2023
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Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.
Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
by humboldtcountywhore134 November 08, 2021
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel
last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)
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Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
by Jowuhepona69 March 01, 2017
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Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod
I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!
by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025
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