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Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.
When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.
by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025
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musket balls

Musket balls are the types of the projectiles that are fired from muskets. Before they were loaded down down the muzzle, they were usually wrapped in paper or cloth, to keep excess gas behind the barrel. Musket balls were made by pouring molten lead into a musket ball mould and trimming off surplus lead once it had cooled.
Back in the 1840’s people used musket balls during war.
by Nati✨💕 May 23, 2020
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Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis
Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.
by wojo397 September 28, 2015
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Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel
last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod
I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!
by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025
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Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...
Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.
by joey.loves.hillary October 26, 2016
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Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.
Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021
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