by balistah August 21, 2023
It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.
by Urban slurs June 06, 2021
To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!
by repetitivedango February 25, 2023
When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face
by Buhbuh B April 13, 2023
by Cocksause Jones May 25, 2023
When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.
Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.
Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.
Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
by humboldtcountywhore134 November 08, 2021
The act of female mastubation.
When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020