mushroom stamped 

Pressing ones penis on the forehead of an unfortunate individual.

Greg fell asleep and was mushroom stamped.

mushroom stamped by n/a March 30, 2005

mushroom war helmet 

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

mushroom war helmet by [e-mail] March 18, 2008

mushroom management 

1. Mushroom Management

Restrict employee access to information and decisions (keep them in the dark).
When information is conveyed, it is incomplete, inaccurate, or full of marketing hyperbole (throw shit on them).

Large, hierarchical, process-bound organizations are frequently guilty of the most egregious forms of "mushroom management."

mushroom management by Karen O'Keefe October 28, 2004

Mushroomsexual 

A sexual attraction towards mushrooms.

Guy 1: “Oh that mushroom is so cute!”

Guy 2: “He’s mushroomsexual.”

Mushroomsexual by It’s a Dingus January 2, 2020

Mushroomslide 

The act of baiting someone into sex then slapping them in the face with your penis

Person1: aw what the hell why did you slap me with your penis!?
Person2: *dabs* get the mushroomslide

Mushroomslide by Juicywithsauce April 30, 2020

Mushroom Button 

A little penis.

Haha! Max has a mushroom button!!

Mushroom Button by roflcopter1 December 22, 2008

mushroom missile 

a dildo in flight

" dude, that transvestite just threw a mushroom missile at me! "

mushroom missile by pdiddyrara April 14, 2009