Misturd

1.) Noun - The missing log of fecal matter sworn to be residing within the anal cavity when going to the bathroom. Long periods of pushing and grunting seems to have no effect on the release of a misturd, and such actions seem to have some health problems such as ulcers, heart failure, and eventually death. A common synonym that can be used is a misfire.

Guy #1: Hey man, you were in there a long time, what happened?

Guy #2: Oh, i had a misturd.

Guy #1: That sucks man. I hate those.

Guy #2: Me too. Me too.

by Haans McFinklestein April 28, 2010

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Mustardmouth

Mustardmouth is a descriptive word used to poke fun at a person with yellow teeth. The term was coined by a viewer in a TwitchTV chat room, in late October of 2018, during a live broadcast of the “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show. The host of the show (Bubba) was ribbing a co-host (tuddle) about his dirty yellow teeth and referred to tuddles smile as the “yellow bridge”, when the viewer typed back a paraphrased version of the cutdown “Mustardmouth”. The moniker stuck and now tuddle is forever known as “Mustardmouth”

TODD - Is Patrick on meth and chewing tobacco? His teeth are really yellow.

BUCK - Yeah, he has a real Mustardmouth. Hahahaha

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

knuckle mustard

A fluid like substance originating from the penis of a overly tall half asian male.

Yo Chris you just got knuckle mustard all over Jonny's butt pussy.

by The Punanilope September 14, 2007

chunky mustard

n. noun. Adjective.weed some good weed, not the stuff you bum off of your friends weed you smoke to achive a perfect high, delving into a Katt Williams Philosophy that once in your system nothing matters, almost always kush weed

man gone off collard greens and chunky mustard!
this is thicker then some chunky mustard

....what?

by Elkdog June 30, 2009

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

cock mustard

A mix of urine and semen

Sally asked politely for Tom to top off her hotdog with some cock mustard.

by WhooferTit April 22, 2005