murder van

Any full-size van, usually from the early- to mid-eighties, that has no windows.

Dude, Deejo used to drive a murder van, but I think he's harmless.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

bromeditated murder

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro

girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.

by brotographer September 24, 2009

murder-ap

nickname for the city of minneapolis, in minnesota. used primarily by residents of the actual city, and is often shouted out for an added emphasis

What? U from Minneapolis? It CANT be ghetto up there!!!

Nigga shut up its Murder-Ap! Till I DIE

by 612 September 10, 2006

Muddy Picnic

A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.

Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2015

murderface

(v) To accomplish a task that would normally require hands with your penis, in the style of Dethklok bassist William Murderface... Murderface... Murderface

Hey, did you see him murderface that bass solo?!

by Timmmaaaay January 21, 2008

maxwell murder

Kickarse opening track for the album ...And Out Come the Wolves by awesome punk band Rancid. It has a fucking sick bass solo that will mindfuck you at the speed its played!

"oi dude u havent heard bass until u listen to maxwell murder by rancid"

by Your name here! dude August 2, 2006

Muddy Rudder

Either a hetero or homosexual maneuver where subject is railed up the crap-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the shit-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.

Dude, I totally gave her the "Muddy Rudder" and she didn't even complain.

by DudeMcSweet July 13, 2003