kelvin miranda

someone who has a small cock

Kelvin Miranda has a small penis

by datcrackhead68421 June 11, 2020

queen miranda

Sofia the first’s mother. She’s a savage and we love her!!

A: Omg!! That girl is so cool, she’s a total queen miranda

by sofiathefirst123 June 29, 2020

ashley miranda

An Extremely attractive person. A type of person that everyone wants to fuck.

She's suck an Ashley Miranda. No wonder she's the most popular girl in our school.

by 80sVapor October 26, 2020

Issac Miranda

A self centered douche who starts a fight then presses charges. Can often be found hanging out with Hookers since he himself can’t get laid.

Guy 1. Wtf wanna box!
Guy 2. Don’t be an Issac Miranda I know your intentions are to sue me after I kick your ass.

by ShroomCaps69 December 22, 2022

Miranda's gettin' an appy!

The awkward but sometimes pleasurable cupping of a boob or any other part of the body. Miranda represents the person being cupped.

Text message: yo betch! Wanna chell l8erz?
Response: not right now biddie, brandon's over and miranda's gettin' an appy!!! ;) ;)
Text message: have fun u crazeeee betch! Xoxo!!!
Response:GOSSIP GIRL!!!

by Miran-ranz July 17, 2011

Maranda

A pear. Maranda is also a commonly used slang term for a woman who has the body shape similar to a pear.

That girl is shaped like a pear.

yeah what a maranda!

by Erik Erikson December 21, 2010

Miranda

Literally the hottest girl in the world, Miranda gets more ass than a toilet seat

Girl #1: dude why do all the guys go for Miranda?
Girl #2: because she's hot.

by Rennybenny March 11, 2022