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hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).
Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"
by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024
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Hot Muffler

When you take a shit that's either huge, or after eating spicy foods, causing your anus to bleed.
That spicy burrito gave me such a hot muffler.
by Justhefactsmam August 3, 2017
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Mufflers

The people who try to talk to you while you have headphones in
Mufflers: *blah blah blah*
You: What did you say
Mufflers: I said could you help me clean
by myrrealname March 14, 2019
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muffler vibrator

When you fart while some is eating your ass, you make their lips vibrate on your butthole.
Katie was talking too much so I gave her a muffler vibrator.
by Nikki N Curtis September 18, 2020
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Cuck Muffler

A person or object that makes sure the cuck remains quiet.
Teddy used a Cuck Muffler to silence his moans while watching his wife Tammy fuck his best friend Greg.
by Trapholebitch June 9, 2022
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Muffler

A classification of modern homosexual. A buff gym rat at a pool party, who wears shirts sizes to small - when if ever he bothers to wear a shirt. Often sporting large poorly done tribal tattoos decided upon when sped up or on poppers. Also as a species they can be quite loud. Also there is a high transormation rate into your standard bear with age.
That pack of mufflers totally just cruised you.

Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!
by Davidbrianpalmspring April 11, 2010
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Motor city muffler

Putting a washcloth in betweens ones ass cheeks while in shower to deaden the sound and smell of an oncoming fart while your soon to be sexual partner is in close proximty or in same bathromm as s
aid person .
Jerry was in shower after a night of eating white castles aa he waa washing up getting ready for some hot sex he gave himself a motor city muffler so jessica couldnt hear or smell his horrible gas from those little tasty sliders.
by Detroit dikhead August 19, 2025
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