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Cock Muffler

The simulation of making cars sounds while performing oral sex on your partner.
This cock muffler sounded like a V8 shelby mustang.
by Recome June 7, 2018
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FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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Mufflering

The act of taking a pull from a vaporizer tank without use of a protective drip tip and/or top cap.

Basically putting the lips on hot metal tube and inhaling vapor.
Dude...I'm so high, I almost started mufflering my vape RDA without the top cap. My lips would have been burnt and blistered like a herpes outbreak.
by LordFinesse78 June 7, 2018
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Muffler

I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.
Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
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Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick
I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler
by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022
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Muffler backfire

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and while choking on your dick, she accidentally farts.
So my girl was choking on my cock, and had a little muffler backfire.

I think my girl had to shit, because while she was gagging on my cock, she kept hitting with a muffler backfire.
by MURDOCK813 February 24, 2021
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muffler.

Another definition which proves how Degenerate men are
by Anonymus_ May 20, 2021
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