pussy monger

1. One who hordes pussy.
2. One who displays pussyish traits.

1. That dude is a pussy monger; look at him horde that pussy!
2. Look at that pussy monger run, he's scared shitless!

by Curtis February 5, 2005

cock mounger

one who illeagaly sells cock on the blackmarket

Pinky the gay pimp is the biggest cock mounger in my city.

by fat bitches ride for free July 2, 2006

shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.

The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

gooch monger

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone

Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.

by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009

munge

To merge, as in during data processing.

I shall now munge these data. - Deana K.

by Scott J. April 14, 2006

moungin

Verb
Moungin, Mounge, Mounged

Sounds like lounge, as in lounge chair.

Doing something. ie. hanging out, having sex, eating.

I started using this word a few years ago to describe eating. Which soon stemmed to many other uses. Similar to the word fuck, as in it has many meanings and uses.

What were you doing at the mall?
Just moungin around.

Did you mounge? (Did you score?)

We mounged the rest of Tex's pizza last night, he was pissed.

Should we go to the bar? No question, lets mounge.

www.moungin.com

by Ryan Boland December 25, 2007

Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013