SUNY Morrisville also known as Mo-ville. If you come here chances are you're either a wanna be farmer, equine bitch, inner city brat, or a nursing student drop out. If you don't fit in the above categories then chances are nobody even knows your major is even a thing. There is nothing to do besides smoke weed, go to the corral piss drunk, or hook up with the person you met three minutes ago. Wasted Wednesday is probably the only night of the week that you'll enjoy. Every freshmen girl in the equine program will complain about barn duty at least three times a day. Don't get too close to your friends because there's a good chance that they'll wither drop out or transfer. Oh and you'll probably change your roommate weekly.
person 1: "Hey, are you going to SUNY Morrisville in the fall?"
person 2: "Nah I here that it's boring AF there."
person 2: "Nah I here that it's boring AF there."
by MoVille123 March 15, 2016
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by Fidget Spinna April 19, 2018
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He could get every girl he wants but he always declines bc he's way too cool.
He also looks like this :🤑.
He could get every girl he wants but he always declines bc he's way too cool.
He also looks like this :🤑.
Girl 1: Mr. Morris is so hot but he doesn't like me back :(
Girl 2: He doesn't like me either...
Girl 3: seggsy ass mf
Dude 1: He's so cool, I wish I'd that cool..
Girl 2: He doesn't like me either...
Girl 3: seggsy ass mf
Dude 1: He's so cool, I wish I'd that cool..
by Koyu March 20, 2021
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by Born on 20 april 1884 April 22, 2020
Get the Mortis mug.The most caring, sweetest and kindest guy you would ever come across. He is genuinely perfection, he is gorgeous and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to go to specsavers. He is everything a girl could ask for and more. He is musically talented along with being a smartarse and a lazy shite.
by we'reofftoneverneverland November 27, 2013
Get the Thomas Morris mug.A Ben Morris is a guy who is the first to deal out banter while completely disregarding his own shortcomings. If you are being a Ben Morris this will mean you will not give a girl more than 2 seconds eye contact if she doesn’t have more than 8 fingers worth of forehead. If the time arises where a Ben Morris may find his ‘perfect 8’ he will fall in love within the first 10 minutes of interaction, from here, it would be the respective Ben Morris’ life motive to make this girl his. A Ben Morris will also find himself caught up in the moment very easily, often grinding on a girl in a club for what perceivably would be 4+ hours.
Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
“Legend has it Ben Morris is still grinding on Courtney in bunker to this day”
“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”
Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”
Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
by Rusty Crack August 6, 2019
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by Steven Patrick Moore March 24, 2008
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