Morally wrong

And I can't buy my way into a CEO position at several companies. The working class can't retire today in the same way the celebrity class can. I can't get paid 100,000 to read the shit I wrote at an Ivy league graduation ceremony. I can't produce and edit something (something of which I am so confident in it's future success that wave the director's salary for a direct 10% cut of the profits) that someone else wrote and receive full credit for it.

Hym "And there is the problem with all the moral posturing. You abide things you find morally wrong arbitrarily and selectively. Shit, I can't get a fat defiler-looking whore to bring me prostitutes in the same way that the retard class can."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2023

morale drive

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"

"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"

by Thatguynels22 March 3, 2017

noe morales

twink with a fucking attitude

oh is that a twink? damn theyre bitchy like a noe morales!

by noem October 18, 2022

Double moral

Someone like Ksi

Double moral: Ksi said life is not about money and fame, meanwhile he said he was too rich and famous to spend a holiday in a cheap place

by Gocky-mocker July 5, 2021

Alix Morales

An amazing woman who changed my life forever. I can finally say she's forgiving and loving. Absolutely beautiful in every level. Inside and out. If you lay eyes on her it'll be hard to look away. Capable of holding a knowledgeable conversation with the smartest. She'd be even more amazing once she realizes she can put some faith in me and not worry about being hurt, let down, or disrespected. One day Alix will stand next to her man and take on the world. I hope y'all one day meet someone like Alix. She'll change your life forever.

damn has it been 15 years since I've seen you Alix Morales? We picked up right were we left off.

by Micro_2009 August 27, 2016

moral hypochondria

Symptomatic of global guilt and a victim mentality on social issues usually voiced via social media or rallies.

The keyboard warriors are suffering a severe bout of moral hypochondria

by Powzy March 13, 2020

jigsaw morality

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.

Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?

by Fearman January 15, 2008