wyatt morales

A guy who crashes cars into the pole! He will typically be blasting fetty wap right before he crashes into a pole.

Dang, is that Wyatt... Wyatt Morales? The one who crashes cars into poles?

Hell yeah it is! & he finna get sentenced to jailtime.

by Jackson Ventura October 4, 2017

moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.

"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"

by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007

Double moral

Someone like Ksi

Double moral: Ksi said life is not about money and fame, meanwhile he said he was too rich and famous to spend a holiday in a cheap place

by Gocky-mocker July 5, 2021

Morale booster

Someone who gets people's hopes up with talk about unity and peace. Someone who gives people a false sense of morale, which doesn't really do anything for them.

At least if the guy/girl who wasn't a morale booster/motivator wasn't going to do anything for anybody else, he didn't lie to them to make them feel like everything was going to be better than it was. Lighting a fire under somebody's ass is really just a way to get somebody else do what you want them to do, or be in line with your agenda, and being a morale booster/motivator is not much different.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2021

morale drive

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"

"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"

by Thatguynels22 March 3, 2017

noe morales

twink with a fucking attitude

oh is that a twink? damn theyre bitchy like a noe morales!

by noem October 18, 2022

jigsaw morality

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.

Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?

by Fearman January 15, 2008