Morally wrong

And I can't buy my way into a CEO position at several companies. The working class can't retire today in the same way the celebrity class can. I can't get paid 100,000 to read the shit I wrote at an Ivy league graduation ceremony. I can't produce and edit something (something of which I am so confident in it's future success that wave the director's salary for a direct 10% cut of the profits) that someone else wrote and receive full credit for it.

Hym "And there is the problem with all the moral posturing. You abide things you find morally wrong arbitrarily and selectively. Shit, I can't get a fat defiler-looking whore to bring me prostitutes in the same way that the retard class can."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2023

wyatt morales

A guy who crashes cars into the pole! He will typically be blasting fetty wap right before he crashes into a pole.

Dang, is that Wyatt... Wyatt Morales? The one who crashes cars into poles?

Hell yeah it is! & he finna get sentenced to jailtime.

by Jackson Ventura October 4, 2017

moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.

"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"

by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007

mild morales

A whitewashed version of Miles Morales

Person 1: Look at this drawing of Miles Morales I did

Person 2: Nah bro that’s Mild Morales. Why is he white???

by Schwarfo June 15, 2023

moral hypochondria

Symptomatic of global guilt and a victim mentality on social issues usually voiced via social media or rallies.

The keyboard warriors are suffering a severe bout of moral hypochondria

by Powzy March 13, 2020

Alix Morales

An amazing woman who changed my life forever. I can finally say she's forgiving and loving. Absolutely beautiful in every level. Inside and out. If you lay eyes on her it'll be hard to look away. Capable of holding a knowledgeable conversation with the smartest. She'd be even more amazing once she realizes she can put some faith in me and not worry about being hurt, let down, or disrespected. One day Alix will stand next to her man and take on the world. I hope y'all one day meet someone like Alix. She'll change your life forever.

damn has it been 15 years since I've seen you Alix Morales? We picked up right were we left off.

by Micro_2009 August 27, 2016

jigsaw morality

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.

Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?

by Fearman January 15, 2008