MONKERS

A baby looking like a cute baby monkey.

Person 1: aw, how old is your baby?

Person 2: he is 2 months.
Person 1: well he is so cute.

Person 2: Yeah he is a little monkers.

by BabyFeatureslove March 10, 2018

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.

Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?

by moofmonkey November 25, 2003

sea monkeys

Alternate term for seamen or man milk

by XopsX June 12, 2003

sand monkeys

The term used for Islamic terrorist that like to Yeet into buildings and blow shit up

The sand monkeys did 911

by MaddysGoneMissing December 27, 2018

Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008

monkeyspunk

The discharge following monkey masturbation

You covered me in monkeyspunk you masturbating monkey

by Figit February 26, 2003

monkeyshot

easy to use; even a monkey can use it without a problem.

the products of apple are a monkeyshot

by wickedassim October 20, 2010