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Yo momma

1) The scapegoat of all bad things. 2) The final retort to any shouting match. 3) Root of all evil.
"You gay dawg!"
"Yo momma!"
by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003
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Osama Yo Momma

The word Osama Yo Momma means to bomb your momma
I'm gonna Osama Yo Momma tonight at 9:00 pm
by Andrewanil Martelli December 19, 2006
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jo momma

(jo mäma)
n.
Variant of yo mama


1.)who i took home last night; my bitch.
2.)an insult that can be used at inappropriate times:

sito- Hey dre, what character did u pick?
dre- jo mama!

3.a person who engages in sexual activity with the opposite sex often:

I was with jo mama last night!
by Dre August 28, 2003
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yo moma jokes

Jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.
"Yo moma is like a bowling ball: Waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter"
by Teksta April 20, 2005
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Momcation

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)
The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?
by SusMFS June 15, 2009
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momma's boy

One who cannot make decisions for himself and has to have his mothers approval no matter right or wrong.
One who needs to hear from or see his mother on a daily basis and definately more then once.
One who will die at the same point and time his mother does because he simply cannot live without her and would be lost in his life as he does not have his mother directing him.
One who would slice the throat of his wife at his mothers request.
One who was born without a doctor present that did not cut the umbilical cord.
Calls mother for the fifth time in ONE day..."mommieeee can you come and wipe my patootie? I forgot how"!
What a momma's boy!
by Carlene Blair September 15, 2006
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baby momma drama

The actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk...usually brought on by her jealousy of another ho in your life.
This baby momma drama is killin' my game!
by Cricket September 8, 2003
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