whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011

mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

by ra_starz_again June 26, 2007

mole frijole

1. n/v: pouring chocolate sauce on your partner's backside and then tossing their salad.
2. n: that 'special' chunky coating on a male or a toy's exterior after anal intercourse.

When he went south-of-the-border with his lover he gave her the most fantastic mole frijole known to humankind.

by m. sherman March 30, 2008

moldy joe

when a girl gets playdo and sticks it up her pussy and then takes it out to see what she can take.

woah, taylor found out she can take a lot! thanks moldy joe!

by jonatron zigler January 14, 2010

moldy doughnut

a fat girl who has never had sex

Man that moldy doughnut is still in the box

by michael fee June 13, 2006

Moldy taco

you fuck your woman in the ass then put in in her pussy. So the next time you go to bang her it smells like a moldy taco.

man last night my girlfriends puss smelt like a moldy TACO and i puked

by alex/brandons words December 3, 2010

Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.

Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!

by Steven Moss January 5, 2009