moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

by My moist is critical December 29, 2022

moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.

She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009

moist glue

Moist glue is sperm that gets all over your leg during a sexual act.

Sometimes I lick the moist glue.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG May 19, 2017

anti-moist

A man who rejects social pressure to take on moist characteristics.

"I don't wear jeans because Im anti-moist"

by Yiulias July 19, 2017

Moist Chicken

When a dude bust a nut on greasy chicken and stick it into the female's anus. Then the dude eats it while the Chicken is still in the female's anus.

"I'm going to do the Moist Chicken in you tonight."

by Milkw June 22, 2017

moist clunge

The stickiest slimiest poon to be ever recognised, a word used to repulse females in a instant and broaden the smile of males. Mentioning these combination of words together in front of ones family while cause instant dishonour.

That's some moist clunge, you ready to go in deep?"

by Maximum spunk December 30, 2016

Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021