Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.

I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!

by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023

Mitt Romney

Another word for face

Damn bull look at her mitt Romney that shit hit

by Jerome mccray December 5, 2022

Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 7, 2009

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

by clubdead May 9, 2014

skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.

Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.

by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011

Arctic Mitt

When you soak then freeze a glove. Once frozen you proceed to have intercourse with it.

Such a hot day. Can’t wait to go to town with my Arctic Mitt once I get home.

by CplBloggins March 31, 2022