Musky Mitten

The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.

For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.

That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.

by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017

Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.

We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.

by Ducemittens69 September 25, 2016

Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 29, 2019

dirty mittens

When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it

“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it

by Pablo.eskybruh August 24, 2020

sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety

Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.

by MrMOSCRU September 08, 2009

kicking mittens

The act of smoking weed or wanting to smoke weed.

"Let's go kick some mittens."

"Hold on im kicking mittens."

by M-T-Byr-ne November 20, 2006

Flesh Mitten

Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.

After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.

by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011