A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.
by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017
Get the Mitten kittenmug. The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.
by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017
Get the Musky Mittenmug. The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.
by Garf1981 February 10, 2021
Get the Spaff mittenmug. If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.
Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.
Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
by mandez19 September 30, 2019
Get the Nifty mittensmug. Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.
by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009
Get the sweater mittensmug. by M-T-Byr-ne November 20, 2006
Get the kicking mittensmug. Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.
After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.
by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011
Get the Flesh Mittenmug.