Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah

(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)

What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.

Example:

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah my maybe religious friend.

by JoTheGayUnicorn June 13, 2017

Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.

I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).

by juwdan December 27, 2023

Hell merries

What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.

I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Ethan Merry

Twat.

Ethan Merry is such a twat bruh.

by Twat69 October 13, 2014

Merry

Red glitter in curry.

That merry was quite delectable

by Tamner January 28, 2023

merry hannukwanzaamas

What you say when thou don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holidays!"you don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holiday!"

A: Happy holidays!
B: Um thanks...
A: Okay merry hannukwanzaamas!
B: Haha thanks! You too!

by Little_whitegirl November 26, 2014

Merry Toppins

A bastardization of "Marry Poppins" used to describe topping off a high with a couple of extra hits just upon departure from Pike's Peak (see: pike's peak)

Let's have a quick very Merry Toppins

by MerryPoppins September 4, 2018