pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

merk

To get pen all over your mouth.

"Bitch, you got ink all up in your mouth. That pen just merked your ass!"

by ngabtch April 9, 2009

christian joseph merk

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Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

Merk

1: To destroy someone and assert dominance.
2: To eat their butt

1: "I'm about to merk this kid"

2: "Can I merk you"

by jimmy 445 January 15, 2021

merk

to call someone a fuck or to mean fuck

dude your a merk

by thextremebananna December 29, 2015

Merk

The genital area either in a female or male. More toward the anal area on a male. Merk as it relates to the dark, moist sometimes smelly areas.

"Yo let me get in on some of that merk."

"That merk was smelling nasty last night."

by Shamrock151 January 22, 2010