frap yo melon

When someone is bein stupid you would slap them upside the head, or frap there melon.

" Shut up before I frap yo melon "

by Binky April 17, 2003

melonade

1) A tasty fruity 'ade made from melons.
2) Best when drank out of a tall glass, after eating Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.

"Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallooowwwwwssssss..."

by cruste January 28, 2003

Melon

someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

by quidditchking June 4, 2009

Melons

Fruits, more commonly referred to BOOBS! Boobs are a wonderful fans inaction attracting men around the world like magnets. Girls with melons are the luckiest with large, firm, enticing BOOBS. Men around the would look for these melons.

Guy 1: did you see the melons on that girl?!!
Guy 2: yeah!! I'd like to juice those melons!!

by Softball17 December 25, 2012

Melon Swings

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"

Melon SwingstitsknockersbraMelonsbanana Hammock

by www.bananahammockpools.com October 5, 2010

Melon Popper

A head shot or to blow someone's head off (can be used when playing shooting games eg COD)

It's melon popper time!

by SJM13 June 2, 2011

melon bottom

A booty way bigger and more juicy than an apple bottom.

That girls apple bottom is nice, but I prefer my wife's melon bottom.

by The 39 HAndy men March 7, 2017