The Timepiece Mechanics

The most proggiest assembly of competent musicians ever.

"The Timepiece Mechanics are so prog."

by yogurt3452524 May 18, 2010

Mechanical Isolation

Mechanical Isolation is just the animal version of Blue Balls. It comes from an animal not being able to smash due to difference in genitalia. (Sidenote: Why are you looking for Biology terms on Urban Dictionary?)

Guy 1: Man, that dolphin's goin' through some Mechanical Isolation.
Guy 2: Sure is. It just needs to get laid.

by The7thComrade January 25, 2019

Thump Mechanics

1. The use of force to repair an object. 2 Kicking, punching, a mechanical item to make it work again.

Why would I need a mechanic to fix my car? I just used Thump Mechanics and kicked that bitch until it worked again!

by the2ndflood December 5, 2007

Midas Mechanic

A person who is so adept at fixing electronic equipment that they appear to fix it with one touch.

I'm really thinking about giving Engineering a try...you see, I'm a Midas Mechanic.

by EggyBaby February 22, 2011

Mechanical Keyboard

A way of saying you understand nothing about keyboards

Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!

by OKVBOKODS December 28, 2021

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs
on busted stuff,
often utilizing
second-hand or remanufactured
parts.

"I bought a new dodge Quantum.
when something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership,
and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber."

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs on busted stuff,
often utilizing second-hand or
remanufactured parts.

I bought a new Dodge Quantum.
When something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership, and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber.

by alteregoboy December 12, 2008