Meatan

1. Someone whose diet consists of only meat and starches.
Often found eating or beating up vegans for their unnatural and hypocritical lifestyle.

2. Anyone who understands that as the dominant species on the planet, it is the humans' responsibility to maintain the food chain.

I don't eat tomatoes because I'm a meatan. The screams of broccolli often fill my nightmares.

Unlike vegans, meatan are NOT wastes of skin that deserve to be decapitated and used as fertilizer on a cattle ranch.

by FTrain August 13, 2003

meatsack

a filthy, fleshy sack of meat, gland-juice, bone, stupidity, and other fluids

Bob Barker is a real meatsack.

by Johnny Vagabond July 1, 2005

Meatgash

The sloppiness of ones hairy dirty pussy

Paris Hilton has one nasty meatgash

by Hoop May 13, 2005

meatwagon

When a woman is among the best looking . ( This term is generally used among dirty-minded males )

Female supermodel .The very best looking ladies to be a swimsuit model . Most gorgeous females .

by Hef June 20, 2005

Meatballed

The act of accidentally running over your dog with your car

I was late for work today and left in a rush and accidentally meatballed my dog

by meatball69littlekids November 17, 2020

MEATBALL BULLDOZER

WHEN YOU INSERT YOUR PENIS AND TESTICLES ENTIRELY IN A WOMANS VAGINA. SOMETIME FORCEFULLY AND SOMETIMES NOT.

MAN, LAST NIGHT THIS CHICK WAS PRETTY LOOSE, I WAS ABLE TO PERFORM A MEATBALL BULLDOZER ON HER. SUCCESSFULLY!!!!

by hard mickey July 1, 2009

matza

1. matza (n.) Flat bread that is eaten by faithful Jews (often spelled as matzah or matzoh).

2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.

For meaning #1:
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.

For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.

Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!

b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...

Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!

*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*

Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!

by Shlomo Scheckelgruber September 21, 2008