Definitions by FTrain

Meatan 

1. Someone whose diet consists of only meat and starches.
Often found eating or beating up vegans for their unnatural and hypocritical lifestyle.

2. Anyone who understands that as the dominant species on the planet, it is the humans' responsibility to maintain the food chain.

I don't eat tomatoes because I'm a meatan. The screams of broccolli often fill my nightmares.

Unlike vegans, meatan are NOT wastes of skin that deserve to be decapitated and used as fertilizer on a cattle ranch.

Meatan by FTrain August 13, 2003