Maynard

A slur often used to call someone whom is a notorious liar about serious subjects. Or someone who’s known for being nice, and does a out of character thing. (Usually used when someone does something outlandish)

“Hey did you hear the lie that she said earlier?”
“Yeah she’s acting like a real Maynard”

“Did you hear what he said to her?!”
“Yeah..what a Maynard”

by RandomThings420 January 23, 2026

Maynard's

The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.

Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*

Person 2: I would rather starve, actually

by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025

Maynarding

The act of singing from the shadows or a riser in the back of the stage. Inspired by Maynard James Keenan of TOOL, who leaves the spotlight to the band while scanning the audience for mobile phones.

Bro, the band was thrashing around but the singer was just Maynarding in the corner the whole time.

by blessthiscommunity.com September 9, 2025

matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny

Indecisive big asshole Matthew maynard

by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013

anna maynard

anna maynard is a real queen, she’s stunning, so talented and is loved by thousands, she can brighten up anyone’s day just by smiling and of course is the superior maynard sibling!

“i just love anna maynard so much! she’s the best!”

by maynardsdahlia July 21, 2019

Quinn Maynard

A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.

Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.

Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?

Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.

Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.

Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.

by Griff likes futa lmao April 27, 2020

john maynard

A sexy motherfucker

John Maynard is a sexy guy

by Ben Dover 257482838 May 28, 2020