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A fucking maurer-hour for the win.
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Maury Povich
Maury: this is Cindy. She has throat and breast cancer.
Audience: Awwwwwwww....
Maury: Cindy suspects that her husband Mark is cheating on her because she found scratches on his back
Audience: ooo..
Maury: So what did he say when you found the scratches?
Cindy: The dog went crazy! Maury (Yelling at the screen) I know mark is cheating and when the lie detector proves that he's cheating he's gonna get all his stuff out my house!!!
Audience: HAHAHA...yeah (audience claps).
Maury: Allright here's mark. come on out.
Audience: BOOOOOO!
Cindy: Mark! I know you're cheating!
Maury: So Mark the dog did give you the marks on your back?
Mark: Yes is was the dog. Cindy needs to stop all these accusations.
Cindy: I got proof mark we is gonna see stupid.
Maury: Mark we gave you a lie detector test. here are the results...Mark we asked if you cheated while your wife was at work you said no and the lie detector test said that was a lie in fact it said you cheated with more than 50 women.
Audience:BOOOOOOO
Cindy: More than 50 women? I trusted you Mark. You are Out the door!
Mark: that test is wrong. It's wrong.
Maury: Ralph is it true that he has cheated?
Ralph: yes (Eating hotdog) he (chewing) has cheated with more than 50 women. Ahh too much mustard.
Maury: O.K. thank you. Go finish your hotdog. We'll be right back.
Don't Seem Right:
In the beginning it says that Cindy has throat cancer. So how is she yelling at the screen?
In the middle of the story cindy talks about how she knows that mark is cheating (how she knows that Mark is cheating). So why is Cindy on the Maury show if she knows that Mark is cheating?
How can a Lie Detector determine the number of women Mark has slept with? A Lie Detector test detects lies. Unless the Maury Show has a state-of-the-art brand new Lie Detector test.
Maury: this is Cindy. She has throat and breast cancer.
Audience: Awwwwwwww....
Maury: Cindy suspects that her husband Mark is cheating on her because she found scratches on his back
Audience: ooo..
Maury: So what did he say when you found the scratches?
Cindy: The dog went crazy! Maury (Yelling at the screen) I know mark is cheating and when the lie detector proves that he's cheating he's gonna get all his stuff out my house!!!
Audience: HAHAHA...yeah (audience claps).
Maury: Allright here's mark. come on out.
Audience: BOOOOOO!
Cindy: Mark! I know you're cheating!
Maury: So Mark the dog did give you the marks on your back?
Mark: Yes is was the dog. Cindy needs to stop all these accusations.
Cindy: I got proof mark we is gonna see stupid.
Maury: Mark we gave you a lie detector test. here are the results...Mark we asked if you cheated while your wife was at work you said no and the lie detector test said that was a lie in fact it said you cheated with more than 50 women.
Audience:BOOOOOOO
Cindy: More than 50 women? I trusted you Mark. You are Out the door!
Mark: that test is wrong. It's wrong.
Maury: Ralph is it true that he has cheated?
Ralph: yes (Eating hotdog) he (chewing) has cheated with more than 50 women. Ahh too much mustard.
Maury: O.K. thank you. Go finish your hotdog. We'll be right back.
Don't Seem Right:
In the beginning it says that Cindy has throat cancer. So how is she yelling at the screen?
In the middle of the story cindy talks about how she knows that mark is cheating (how she knows that Mark is cheating). So why is Cindy on the Maury show if she knows that Mark is cheating?
How can a Lie Detector determine the number of women Mark has slept with? A Lie Detector test detects lies. Unless the Maury Show has a state-of-the-art brand new Lie Detector test.
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1.The first king of the Aryan society in India, who died of hunger in a Jainist colony.
2. Anything that starts out awesome but ends terribly, can be chandragupta for short
1.The first king of the Aryan society in India, who died of hunger in a Jainist colony.
2. Anything that starts out awesome but ends terribly, can be chandragupta for short
1. We learned about Chandragupta Maurya in History today.
2. History class was kinda cool but now its kind of Chandragupta...
2. History class was kinda cool but now its kind of Chandragupta...
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