masked bandit

certian trademarks placed by certian people, in certian places

"ah-hah, theres a masked bandit on my web page!"

by *masked bandit* December 13, 2003

mashed potatoes

an under-tanned or white person who does not do any type of regular physical exercise and therefore is out of shape. Mashed potatoes are soft, lumpy, squishy pale colored mush all over the body. Primarily fat in the stomach region, but can also be found in the legs or arms. Can appear in men or women and sometimes even in kids. NOT attractive or sexy. Beware of the mush!!!

Ew, that guy has mashed potatoes everywhere. I don't think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole.

by rachd19 November 16, 2010

Mashed Potatoes

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.

A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes

by Herardo May 24, 2016

mashed up

See mash.

He was completely mashed up.

by Alastair November 19, 2003

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. May 11, 2008

massed

When you send a snapchat to numerous friends of something, hoping for a reply because you're starved of attention.

A: "Dude, Jessica is so hot"
B: "Oh shit, did she send you that snap too?"
A: "Fuck, we just got massed."

by foldingboard May 23, 2014