Masturbate

What Ceiling Cat watches you do

Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate!?!?!?!?!?!

by EXghidorah May 3, 2018

masturbate

the act of sticking your finger in your p**sy and moving it around to sexualy please yourself.

sam" Whatd ya do last night?"
Pam" i had to masturbate yself just cause it feels to good"

by masturbategrl August 14, 2008

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

masturcate

The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.

Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.

by Manok October 18, 2003

masturbate

its a proven fact that if girls masturbate more then 4 times a week the chances of getting cancer goes down 1/4

wow my chances go down 1/4..im gonna go masturbate

by siemens47 March 1, 2007

masturbate

The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.

"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"

by mass-turd-bait March 7, 2003

go masturbate

... is an alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves.

my friend: Ha ha! Your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they participated in. ( that is how my friend talks )

me: Go masturbate!

by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011