A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.
Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."
Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
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Get the Peyton Manning mug.Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.
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