Fineass Major

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."

Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008

downtown sephora majora

a code name for a vagina

y’all my downtown sephora majora is itchyyy and burning

by poussy sucker February 8, 2019

Moral Majority

A group of 1980s Christians that attempted to press their agenda on the rest of the country, they were listened to but in the end, no one really gave damn. But after 9/11, it seems like it might be returning.

The Moral Majority is neither moral nor a majority.

by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2005

Major

Major is a name given to males, most of the time. It consists of the letters 'M', 'A', 'J', 'O', and 'R'. The name isn't very common but it sounds hella dope.

Hey, do you know what Major has been up to?

by oofbutinitalics April 16, 2018

freshman philosophy major

Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.

Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."

by jjobson February 20, 2013

drum major

Very talented musicians. Friends of all band members. And they conduct the band at certain events. And every one in the band loves them if not you have a sucky band.

The drum major brought the band to attention.

by freedance16 December 28, 2005

whatever major loser

stupid hand signal used by little kids who want to express their hatred for people.

mom: clean your room
kid: whatever major loser

by kt June 5, 2003