pick and flap maneuver

The cure for a hot anchor. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.

I had a serious hot anchor, so I had to do the pick and flap maneuver.

by Jim R. April 27, 2005

Advanced Maneuvers

Possessing skills in excess of an opponent. Usually used mockingly when one person is deficient in some way and the "advanced maneuvers" are merely average.

"Wow.. I wish I could get all the ladies like that guy."
"Yeah, he's got some advanced maneuvers."

by Thanatos Omega September 19, 2009

Donald Trump Sex Maneuver

When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!

When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.

The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.

When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.

"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."

"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."

I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!

"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"

"Your Fired!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Bird Bath Maneuver

A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.

I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.

by Birdbath McGrath March 13, 2011

Picard maneuver

What Capt. Picard did to defeate the Ferangi.

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

buick maneuver

A truly abhorrent scenario which involves the simultaneous execution of crapping on the toilet and vomiting. A person well experienced in the maneuver will lean over from a sitting position on the toilet and vomit into a bathtub effecting "The Buick Maneuver"

After that fettechini alfredo, I ran to the bathroom and did a Buick Maneuver.

by A Buick 6 November 26, 2006

Makeever

A female that annoyingly uses way too many abbreviations, even when talking face to face.

Guy: Hey did you fail your final?
Girl: Obvs, mis. nation.
Guy: What does that even mean???
Girl: TFCO
Guy: You're such a makeever!!!
Girl: LIC. GAFL.
Guy: Now you're just making these up...

by TheHeatIsOn December 7, 2010