by daehtihs (backwards shithead) October 24, 2010
Get the malted butt balls mug.Embracing the coming conditions of a precipitous population decline (as described by Thomas Malthus) with a cheery disposition.
She greeted the news that the Soylent Green supply was going to be particularly plentiful next year with great Malthusiasm because it made such a lovely platform for cheese.
by Thameron December 31, 2008
Get the Malthusiasm mug.by BabyDizz April 30, 2005
Get the malteser mug.When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.
Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!
by spyslikeus March 15, 2011
Get the Malthusian Fumble mug.When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>
by pewismalteser October 26, 2017
Get the Malteser Milkshake mug.A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.
Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.
Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.
Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.
Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.
Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.
Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!
Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!
by Malta Magic May 30, 2018
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