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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
mugGet the Bed Maidmug.

Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.
What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!
by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023
mugGet the Maid You Look!mug.

maid

A term describing someone with a pre-existing habit of watching TV, making it more challenging for parents or homeowners to limit their screen time compared to the rest of the family. Often used to highlight the irony of excessive viewing habits that go unchecked.
I once began subscribing to 600+ YouTube channels, so my YouTube watching habits are like my maid's TV viewing habits — no one in my family actually encourages it. But here I am, glued to YouTube!
by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025
mugGet the maidmug.

Maid Child

The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.
"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
by teestan10 May 28, 2021
mugGet the Maid Childmug.

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