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tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying
Dude her tits were almost in my face
by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021
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Pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!

When you girl gets some friends and decides to start a gang bang and you get super horny.
I love when there's pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!!
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 7, 2022
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Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.
Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
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literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀
dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face
by user826492017464783829274 November 5, 2023
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R There Boobs In My Face Rn

When you take your bra off and let someone crawl under your shirt and record it.
Yo Sarah did Brayden give you the “R There Boobs In My Face Rn”
by Ella Gabel May 10, 2024
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Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Say it to my face

What is the implicit assertion there? We're you listening last time I wrote about exactly this? Well, it's that if what was being said was said to his face... He would be doing something different from what he is now. Right? So he is trying to assert that he's TOUGH. Right? Ok. But this isn't a toughness thing. It's a fact of the matter thing. Why you didn't save the kids though, nigga? It was right there for you. I SAVED MINE. I- the guy called in to that psychologist who Jordan Peterson spoke to on his podcast after I said 'If you have any homicidal ideation, contact a mental health professional.' I also saved my suicide guy. Unlike bitch-ass Derrick Googings.
Hym "So, you ain't going to do anything if I say it to your face. You didn't save your suicide guy. You didn't save your mass child murder guy. I did. If everybody saves one we can put an end to child murder and suicide. Hakeem Jeffries saved a wapping ZERO! You need to come here and say it to MY face. Tell me that that retard gets to steal from me. Because I'm telling you he doesn't and YOU being wrong is better than ME being wrong in this scenario, fuck-face. BYE! BYYYYYYYE!"
by Hym Iam October 4, 2025
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