mutually assured destruction

'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.
Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!
by Jack Tha Rippa September 03, 2003
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mutual throw each other day

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
by mother????? October 15, 2021
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To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese
I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.
by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011
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Mutual Sausaging

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo
my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend
by gayanalman February 13, 2021
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Mutual marriage

When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple
Wow, those two have a mutual marriage
by Addie- _* April 06, 2019
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mutual nonfriends

A term only stupid cunts are allowed to use when they have a penis and don't know what to do with it
According to the cunt, she and Moses are mutual nonfriends because she has a dong.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.
John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.
by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025
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