Mullet Up

It's much more than just manning up, but it's manning up with your dignity on the line.

1: Hey, you finally mullet up and ask that girl to the dance?
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.

by Drewstaster September 23, 2009

anti-mullet

The hairstyle that is the arch-enemy of the beloved mullet. It is short in the back, long on the sides, and with massive bangs in the front.

"Just a trim today?"
"No I think I'll do the anti-mullet."

by Bus_Nachos January 14, 2016

turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

by Turler August 3, 2018

MILF Mullet

When a MILF is sportting a mullet.

Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!

Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???

Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!

by Rockolicious May 18, 2010

Mental Mullet

1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.

1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .

2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .

by ThatGirlPeach November 8, 2017

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

Clothing mullet

Business on the top, party of the bottom. This allows you to appear professional on a business video call without having to wear pants or shoes.

Jim wore his clothing mullet to work because he could only be seen from the waist up - and he wanted to be comfortable.

by NEW1126 May 3, 2021