Mr mountain

The guy with the biggest dick and the biggest brain absolute peak of masculinity and the best teacher one could wish for.
His testosterone levels are higher than snoop dog

Maciej :Mr mountain is such a guy .
Ethan : ikr I would smash

by God at guitar 84 February 6, 2023

Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.

This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever

by jlee6 March 2, 2010

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014

Mountain Coochie

When a woman's pussy is so clean and pristine that it's as fresh as mountain spring water.

"Rachel's got that fuckin' Mountain Coochie, my dude."

by MozzarellaSticksFuckingRule March 14, 2021

Man on the mountain

n. - used to describe someone whose body of knowledge extends way beyond expert status. This is guy who the gurus climb the mountain to go ask a question.

Dude, my iPhone kept crapping out on me and it took 3 geniuses scratching their heads before we went to go see the man on the mountain. Problem solved.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz October 10, 2009

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

There is fire on the mountain

There is trouble.

Philomena: My sister....(takes a breath).. there is fire on the mountain!”
Hassanatu:” What happened?”
Philomena: “Sarah and Moesis are fighting!”
Hassanatu: “Let's go help her nah.”

by v2per July 15, 2023