The very definition of an awesome person. Someone who everyone looks up to, aspires to be, but knows they can almost never become. Handsome, charming, charismatic to a fault but people are most drawn to Melvin’s authenticity. Likeable, funny, a man’s man & a woman’s man.
Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.
Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.
Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.
Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.
by X.treme November 23, 2021

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

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by You'r real name February 26, 2019

Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....
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