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Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.
"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."
by Humkay April 2, 2021
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meachel

A person who is an amazing friend to very certain people, hot headed but so very loving. Normally not to great in school, but has a very weird sense of humor that makes their best friends laugh. They are chaotic and so fun to be around, and they can also be very mellow and fun.
oh hey Sarah have you seen Meachel?
Yeah! Meachel is great!
by smaeemo June 5, 2021
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Mechanical hands

A weird name for the concept of time. Created by the band "Tally Hall" and appeared on the song "Ruler of Everything"
"You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything"
by Hagoalgunosdibujos July 8, 2023
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barai mecha

1. The act of touching your penis.
2. Fuck off!
3. Go and find something to do.
- You look stupid to me... a lot!
- OK, barai mecha then!
by Ringlas June 20, 2008
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Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.
nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv
by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015
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EDS mech

Any kind of brace used to keep wobbly joints in place. Usually used by people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, especially the Hypermobility Type (aka Joint Hypermobility). Wrist and knee and elbow braces, ring splints, kinesio-tape or rocktape.
Wobbly af today, need the EDS mech before I drive or my fingers will pop out.
I'd sublux all over the place without my EDS mech.
by EDSgeek December 15, 2016
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articulation mechanics

The process of selecting the words which will best express one's thoughts and/or emotions, ordering and reordering those words in one's head, writing them down.
Unable to, as usual, easily put an idea she 'felt' into words, Serenata applied 'articulation mechanics' by selecting the words that best expressed her idea, ordering and reordering them in her head, and writing them in a notebook. She called that mental and physical process articulation mechanics.
by but for December 25, 2017
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