1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
by Evil Betty May 13, 2005
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My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
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The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.
Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.
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Get the Concrete-meat mug.1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
by Miss JRD July 28, 2012
Get the Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter mug.A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003
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P2: No he is not all his roles are the same character.
P3: I totally agree with person 1 Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever and person 1 is never wrong
P2: MEAT RIDE!!!!!
P2: No he is not all his roles are the same character.
P3: I totally agree with person 1 Keanu Reeves is the best actor ever and person 1 is never wrong
P2: MEAT RIDE!!!!!
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