MacTavish

Craig MacTavish was the last player in NHL history to not wear a helmet. Therefore, anyone having sex without wearing a condom is going "MacTavish".

I was so drunk last night, I went MacTavish with this girl I met at the bar. This morning I was scrubbing my balls for 45 minutes.

by ChristopherOsburn April 11, 2008

mantastic

1. Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.
2. The act of completing a stereotypically macho feat.
3. Often used snarkily in battle, i.e:
"dude, your ex-girlfriend is a lesbian now?"
"fuck you, your the one wearing the mantastic earings."
4. Term used to describe a person radiating testosterone.

Pirates are mantastic because they get two types of booty.

by the sexiest beast April 21, 2007

mactard

Mactard; as in 'retard'

A computer user with 3 fingers and a thumb stuck up their arse, and therefore only needing one button on the mouse.

Frank: "I can't cope with all these buttons on yer mouse"
Steve: "well pull the rest of yer fingers out 'yer arse you fuckin' MACTARD"

by hawkwind dave March 3, 2004

MacTard

Someone who could be classified as retarded, yet still possesses enough knowledge to make others believe he is capable of difficult tasks, thus creating suffering from his ineptitude.

Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.

Nick: “We both just got fired for letting Pete put the books away?"

Dave: "How?"

Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”

Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”

by Louisiana Gold January 20, 2009

Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

mastarvation

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.

Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.

by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011

mactarded

Description of a person who lacks the ability to perform simple computing tasks without the assistance and guidance of a dumb-downed, childishly cartoon-like graphical interface, as one would find in the Macintosh operating system.

The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.

by seanik March 24, 2010