major pucker factor

A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.

Mark Foley's escapes created a major pucker factor amongst Republicans.

by Mora Hastits December 20, 2006

Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA)

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.

Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.

by Wheaters July 1, 2008

Major Domage

When a female gives a guy good head. And a lot of it.

Man! Shaniece came over yesterday and we had hours by ourselves. She gave major domage.

by foxy2510 June 13, 2009

Major League Dick

1. One who takes being a total dick to a new level.

2. A way to describe how much a particular situation is unfortunate.

That guy just dude just snatched my two drunk ladies, what a major league dick.

Oh, you are going to fail your biology class? That MLD, bro.

by SolarMoth January 7, 2011

mAjOR oOF

A true oof is always a major oof.

YO dude, major oof

by floopydoop123 December 6, 2018

major teabager

King of all tea-bagin'

see: boston tea party and team teabag

'matt was fast asleep when rich decided to teabag him, he is a major teabager!!!'

by warren6983 December 14, 2006

major ballz

really really really really really really really really really really really really big ballz

"Wow those are some big ballz"
"They aren't just big ballz, they are major ballz"

by i am cookie dough February 12, 2009