reverse frosty lumberjack

A sex position where you flip the girl upside down and put ice in her ass. fuck her until it melts, then put the water from the melted ice into a dildo mold in a freezer. when frozen, take the dildo shaped ice and fuck her with it until it too melts, then drink the water.

"Yeah bro, I gave her the reverse frosty lumberjack" "who are you and why are you telling me this?"

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

The Sticky Lumberjack

Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.

"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Lumberjack brunch munch

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.

Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.

by bASS201 November 03, 2018

one-eyed lumberjack

noun: A tasty yet odd shot made with captain morgan and maple syrup (log cabin is the best)

Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!

Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!

by thattimmguy February 27, 2010

Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

tree stump lumberjack

Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get

Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.

Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack

by Ed Gein Number Nine December 24, 2010

Lettuce Licking Lumberjack

Definition...
A male of fem-ale who likes to lick lettuce( PUSSY). However wears a lunberjack coloured and style shirt.

woman: what shall we do tonight?
man: im gonna lick your lettuce whilst wearing this lumberjack shirt!
woman: OMG you lettuce licking lumberjack

by Pipppaaaaaa May 14, 2010